Nudity and Coarse Language: To begin, a short rant on the subject at hand. If you're just here looking for naked pictures, scroll down to the bottom. Of course, if you are under the age of 21, a prude, a radical bible thumper, or Jesse Helms, you are hereby forbidden to do so! Hie, get thee hence, minor! Which is a fancy way of saying fuck off, you're not allowed to look at dirty pictures. Go watch a war movie or something. That's legal.
I wanted to make sure that I kept my promise of gratuitous nudity and coarse language. As such, I have created a special page, devoted souly to that subject. Y'know, just in case I forget later on. On my other web sites, I have always tried to keep things as clean as possible. Striving for that 'G' rating can be noble, but it can also be extremely frustrating when you just want to rant and rave.
On this site, I figure, no holds barred. Ranting and raving is to be expected, so the site really isn't for the young and easily offended. If you are easily offended, please fuck off now. If you continue to read, and get your panties in a bunch, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Really, most of the stuff on this site isn't that bad, but who knows? Maybe one day, I'll be in a foul mood, and decide to take it out on the web. Anyway, here's that bit o' gratuitous nudity I promised you.
Sure, its a fake. But its a good fake. If you're under the age of 21 and you're looking at this picture, I want you to close the browser, and go report yourself to the local authorities. I mean it, mister!
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