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Last Updated: August 11, 1998

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Some little bits I whipped up.


Various poems.

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Short Bits

News Clippings, bits and pieces. Contains New! files!

Short Stories

Longer bits.


A moderated discussion group, where you can voice your opinion, whine, bitch, or otherwise speak your mind. Monitored by the FBI and the Illuminati. Maybe Space Aliens, too - we can't be sure.


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