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The "One Weird Bastard" Award

One Weird Bastard

Ya want this one, ya gotta apply. If you want this award, you have to meet all or most of the following criteria:

  1. Your site has to be funny. Real funny. Not "Family Circus" funny.*
  2. Your site must be basically porn free. A bit o' tit is fine, as long as the site is funny. And porn sites with knock-knock jokes or jokes from the Playboy pages don't count. Everyone knows that those Playboy jokes are not funny. They're just sophmoric.
  3. Funny and weird scores high points. Sick humour is a definite plus.
  4. No racism. I know that some people think that racism disguised under a think layer of humour is acceptable. I am not one of them.

If you more or less meet those requirements, then go back to the Awards page and apply.

* Note. I am not trying to say that the comic strip known as "The Family Circus" is not funny. It just isn't. Not even mildly. It's about as funny as a glass of warm phlegm. If you happen to work for that cartoon strip, I suggest livening it up a bit. Perhaps one of the children could explode one day, for no adequately explored reason.