The "One Weird Bastard" Award
Ya want this one, ya gotta apply. If you want this award, you have to meet all or most of the following criteria:
If you more or less meet those requirements, then go back to the Awards page and apply.
* Note. I am not trying to say that the comic strip known as "The Family Circus" is not funny. It just isn't. Not even mildly. It's about as funny as a glass of warm phlegm. If you happen to work for that cartoon strip, I suggest livening it up a bit. Perhaps one of the children could explode one day, for no adequately explored reason.