Back Awards

I Want an Award, Dammit!

So, you figure your site deserves an award, do you? Of course you do. Why the hell would you go to all that effort to make the damn thing if it didn't deserve to be viewed, admired, and yes, even worshipped. Problem is, do other people share your point of view?

Probably not.

No, far from giving your site the adoration and respect it deserves, they seem to be staying away in droves. The only way you can generate a decent hit count is to increment by 53 everytime someone hits your site. You go to work, and hit your own site, over and over, so you don't have to stare at that depressing 1 that sits in the counter window.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could get other people to think your site was cool? Besides your mom? Well, one way to do that is by winning awards. Neat concept, eh? I offer two awards here. The awards can be accessed below, as well as the Award Applications. Pick an award, and go!

"My Mom Thinks I'm Cool" Award

"One Weird Bastard" Award

Apply for An Award